The Fashion Capital of the World

Italy is arguably the fashion capital of the world; this is why I was not surprised to find some of the most cutting edge fashions during a recent trip out there for the Spring '06 line:

This terrycloth jumpsuit was spotted patiently queuing for a croissant, looking really really ridiculously fashionable.


This classy lad was seen quietly intoxicating himself with beverage and his own beauty on the steps of the Pantheon:


I call this the "European Rattail":



I consider this a true work of art, from the fanny pack to the coat slung over one shoulder, ponytail, lavendar shirt accentuating his nipples, right down to the denim embroidered crab on his jeans:


And my personal favorite, Sylvester Ass:


Let's have a closer look at that fashion anomaly (since we followed him a few blocks to get this picture):

and the cat looked kind of like it was chewing when he walked.